Effective Date: When cookies became less tasty
Company: DATCO (We're Too Busy Dreaming to Track You)
Website: The Cookie-Free Zone
Look, we're going to be honest here: We're not interested in your cookies. We don't want them. Even if they're chocolate chip. Even if they're your grandmother's secret recipe. We're on a strict no-cookie diet, and we're sticking to it!
Cookies are like those tiny digital crumbs that websites usually love to collect. But we're neat freaks. We don't want crumbs on our website. No sirree! We keep our digital space spotless and cookie-free.
If by some miracle a cookie ends up on our website, we treat it like finding a spider in the bathroom - we respectfully but firmly show it the door. Here's our stance:
Here's a comprehensive list of cookies we don't use:
If a cookie somehow sneaks into our system (those sneaky little things), we don't even touch it. It's like when you find money on the street - not ours, don't want it, won't spend it. We just pretend it never happened and go about our day.
Want to manage your cookies? Great! But you'll have to do it somewhere else. That's like bringing your own snacks to our party - we appreciate the gesture, but we're good, thanks!
We might update this policy if we think of funnier ways to tell you we don't use cookies. But the message will stay the same: No cookies here, folks. Move along!
Got questions about our cookie-free lifestyle? Want to share your favorite cookie recipe that we definitely won't use? Drop us a line! We're always happy to chat about our cookie-free philosophy.