The "We Don't Want Your Cookies" Policy by PureText

Effective Date: When cookies became less tasty

Company: DATCO (We're Too Busy Dreaming to Track You)

Website: The Cookie-Free Zone

Look, we're going to be honest here: We're not interested in your cookies. We don't want them. Even if they're chocolate chip. Even if they're your grandmother's secret recipe. We're on a strict no-cookie diet, and we're sticking to it!

1. What Are Cookies? (Besides Delicious)

Cookies are like those tiny digital crumbs that websites usually love to collect. But we're neat freaks. We don't want crumbs on our website. No sirree! We keep our digital space spotless and cookie-free.

2. Our "No Cookies" Commitment

If by some miracle a cookie ends up on our website, we treat it like finding a spider in the bathroom - we respectfully but firmly show it the door. Here's our stance:

  • No Cookie Collection: We wouldn't even know where to put them!
  • No Cookie Selling: We're not running a digital bake sale here.
  • No Cookie Trading: We don't trade cookies, baseball cards, or user data.

3. Types of Cookies We Don't Use

Here's a comprehensive list of cookies we don't use:

  • Chocolate Chip (too tempting)
  • Oatmeal Raisin (too controversial)
  • Tracking Cookies (we got lost once using GPS, never again)
  • Session Cookies (we're more of a pizza session kind of company)

4. How We Handle Accidental Cookies

If a cookie somehow sneaks into our system (those sneaky little things), we don't even touch it. It's like when you find money on the street - not ours, don't want it, won't spend it. We just pretend it never happened and go about our day.

5. Managing Your Cookies

Want to manage your cookies? Great! But you'll have to do it somewhere else. That's like bringing your own snacks to our party - we appreciate the gesture, but we're good, thanks!

6. Changes to This No-Cookies Policy

We might update this policy if we think of funnier ways to tell you we don't use cookies. But the message will stay the same: No cookies here, folks. Move along!

7. Contact Information

Got questions about our cookie-free lifestyle? Want to share your favorite cookie recipe that we definitely won't use? Drop us a line! We're always happy to chat about our cookie-free philosophy.